“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
Comments from the Standup Comedies on Electronic media
“There’s already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.” —David Letterman
“Osama bin Laden’s death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, ‘President Obama saves the world.’ Stations on the right are going, ‘Obama kills fellow Muslim.'” –Craig Ferguson
“Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming the U.S. I don’t understand why they’re so upset. Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion.” –Craig Ferguson
“What?! Not only did we kill Bin Laden, we killed him in Abottabad! Abottabad sounds like name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place they would have loved to kill Bin Laden.” –Jon Stewart
“President Obama must be very happy because he finally took down his arch enemy: Donald Trump. The bin Laden announcement interrupted ‘Celebrity Apprentice.'” –Craig Ferguson
“President Obama must be very happy because he finally took down his arch enemy: Donald Trump. The bin Laden announcement interrupted ‘Celebrity Apprentice.'” –Craig Ferguson
“I would like us to kill bin Laden every Sunday night. It makes for a much brighter start to the week.” –Jimmy Kimmel
David Letterman’s “Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden”
10. ‘My horoscope says ‘Big surprises are in store”
9. ‘See, this is why I normally don’t answer the door’
8. ‘The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo . . . ‘
7. ‘What on earth could be interrupting ‘Celebrity Apprentice?”
6. ‘I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise’
5. ‘At least I’ll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne’
4. ‘I’m not sure I want to live in a world where ‘Fast Five’ is the No. 1 movie’
3. ‘Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?’
2. ‘I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head’
1. ‘Oh, crap!’
Twitter Comments:( sender’s names withhled)
They buried #OBL out to sea right after Japan released radioactive water into the ocean. This has the makings of an awesome monster movie
#Republicans brought #US #Watergate #Gitmo #Rendition #Waterboarding #Democrats do sex in #OvalOffice. They don’t fake deaths esp #OBL
I was sent a complete random msg: ‘can you boss me around and terrorise me.’ WTF?! Someones obviously missing #OBL
That awkward moment in hell when #OBL has to explain to the despo suicide bombers where all those virgins are!
Every pakistani & Digvijay singh is asking “why was #OSAMA JI killed” he was a ISI human rights activist like “KASAB JI” !!
It is not good for Pakistan that Osama was found in their territory.They must now answer to Arnab Goswami on The Newshour
According to India TV Osama and Obama are the same person because no one saw Osama after 9/11 and no one saw Obama till 9/11
A week back they were asking for Obama’s Birth certficate.A week later he has shown them Osama’s death Certificate #Osama
Osama should’ve hid in India.Worst thing that would’ve happened if he was caught he’d be arrested.Apply for bail & hire Ram Jethmalani
Its good that Osama is dead.He’s lucky.No one wants to live in a world where Akshay Kumar still acts in films like ‘Tees Maar Khan’
This is confusing.The guy who died is Osama.The guy who killed him is Obama.Name problems.I’ll just call Obama as Mohan from now on
India TV has confirmed that Osama’s Punar Janam has taken place already.He is back as a pimple on Rakhi Sawant’s face
US policy = Osama Chahiye? Pakistan mein ghoos kar maro.India Policy = Cricket match jab tak nahin hota hum Pak se baat nahin karenge
Actually Osama jumped into sea when he heard Udhay Chopra was to play Osama in sequel of Tere Bin Laden
Facebook Statuses or Comments:
when he rolls over, there will be a tsunami. God forbid that.
A Jihad Fish, a new species.
“Osama is dead? Yup! Where’s the body? We threw it in the ocean. — Timmy, have u done your homework? Yep! Where is it? My dog ate it!”
The real news is not that Osama is killed – he was as good as dead for a long time – the real news is Pak Army and ISI have been caught pants down. Now will they receive spanking. I think in private they will. Civil leadership is innocent – they did not have clue.
CEO post vacant in M.N Organization. Very attractive salary, security, travel and medical covered. Package includes 72 virgins and paradise gauranteed. Requirement: proven track record in terrorist activities and radical ideology. Contact H.R@alqaeda.com
Osama: Batti Kaddo ayi gi. aes tu changa tay mera tora bora ala ghaar c
Young wife Number 7: Lagda eh kuwaiti nai generator chalata eh phakkay di awaz aari eh bar
*First Dhamaka
Osama: Lo ge transformer udd gya jay. Hun sawairay e ayay gi batti. Mospel la kay so jao
*Kuwaiti from outside
Kuwaiti: Nass o Osama, Amreeki aa gay nay. aglay kehnday nai parhna nyi tenu, geetay tay fire marna eh.
Osama: Fittay moun Rajay pervaiz Ahsraf, Amreeki aagay Batti ni ayi.
Breaking News: Osama is being bashed in the Hell by the Ex-Suicide bombers. “WTH are the 72 virgins?
Comment 1: They are passing him on instead of the 72 virgins.
Comment 2: Yeah no wonder he had a busy day up there.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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