Obama: I loved the way ISI let you stay nearby.
Osama: Yeah, to catch me, they didn’t even try.
Obama: No wonder why, now they feel so shy.
Osama: Say they didn’t know it. Oh what a lie !
Obama: They thought you were, in Afghan mountains high.
Osama: Sure I would if AZ wasn’t a bigger idiot than Karzai.
Obama: Ofcourse who doesn’t know him? That 10% guy.
Osama: He aint so bad. Pasha brought his salams whenever passing by.
Obama: After we nabbed you, did you bid your host goodbye?
Osama: Knowing I’ll be with 72 virgins, “I wanna come too” he began to cry.
Obama: Gosh! You’ll have Seventy two, after all those killings? You lucky guy.
Osama: Huhh and you fools thought t’was for Jehad, those suicide bombers die !